Total Medals Earned: 615 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,515 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
You started up the game!
You pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds!
You pressed 40 Times in 2 Seconds!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (95/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 15/20 (250/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/80 points)
Perform the Epic Jump
Win the game to the End
Find the hidden album "Modern Clix" by Charly Garcia
Find the hidden Charly Garcia song "Winter Confessions"
Find the hidden Charly Garcia´s song "I do not go by train"
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (145/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."